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8 Pretty Bad Weather Puns That Will Make You Groan

We decided to go on a mission sifting through the internet in search of some of the worst weather puns that will trigger a groan or two and make you roll your eyes. These might work with your kids, but do not tell these at a party!

Q: How do hurricanes see?

A: With one eye!

Q: What’s the difference between weather and climate?

A: You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims!

Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?

A: A warm back

Q: What happens when the fog disperses in California?

A: UCLA!

Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?

A: You’re shocking!

Q: What falls but never hits the ground?

A: The temperature

Q: What’s a tornado’s favorite game?

A: Twister

Nope, these weren’t even close to funny, but neither is property loss caused by bad weather. If you’re faced with water damage caused by a storm or natural disaster, contact the professionals at Rainbow International. They are there to help restore your home or business, and get your life back on track. 

 

For Further Reading:

More Than the Funnel: Severe Weather Tornado Signs

Tornado Shelters: Where to Take Cover When a Tornado Strikes

Why So Many Tornados in Tornado Alley?

Most Common Tornado Damage